A Plea to my Children

Little Miss and Duke, please, don't wake me up in the middle of the night because:

1. You're cold, when you know perfectly well how to pull up the duvet;
2. because you think I didn't come up and snuggle you again when I did, only you were asleep;
3. Or simply because you've trumped so often and so loudly that you've woken yourself up and you think someone else should share the experience.