'I'm doing it now mummy, so don't distract me...
...and that means no talking.'
'Aw. I thought we were going to have a fun tea tonight.'
'That doesn't look like pie, Mummy.'
'And if I play with it it, grows like a sunflower, look!' (Do I need to explain? If you don't get it, I'll give you a clue, he's a BOY.)
[Having got dressed and chosen his own shirt] 'I look cute in this'
'You're not very good at this, are you.' to Auntie Bells, who STILL struggles with the car seat buckle.